Well, today was supposed to be the big day for the Steady Pulse, Bean and Legume Recipes You Can Count On round-up, but I have a family medical situation I need to take care of, so I am hoping to have it all up by Friday. I will try to notify all the participants as soon as the round-up is posted, and please check back here! Thanks and sorry to make you wait for your legumelicious treats!

Coming soon to a beanpot near you…
Highly Delicious Grape Cake Pudding Thinamajig

Our Farm Fresh to You CSA box delivers our fruit in small paper bags. We take the larger pieces of fruit out of their bags and arrange them in various places as part of our endless experiment in food storage. (Fridge? Hanging basket? Kitchen table? Cupboard?) But grapes I like to eat cold, so the whole bag goes straight into the fridge. We’ve spent the last two weeks munching our way through an incredible bag of grapes – huge, dark, sweet, and firm, with that special, almost perfumed Muscat-type flavor that drives me wild. But while we munched we never realized we were neglecting another bag of grapes, similarly delicious but of a less firm variety.
We are a sensitive bunch when it comes to fruit texture. Mealy apples, spongy nectarines, hard plums – all go sadly into the compost. And this bag of soft grapes (soft, but not rotten!) was about to follow suit. But they were so pretty… So I hopped online to see if I could find a delicious grape dessert. I figured cooked fruit is supposed to be soft, so it could be a win-win for everyone.
Using the fantastic Food Blog Search, I found several recipes for grape pie and different types of grape cake. I have a horror of making pie crust, and have never yet attempted a gluten-free pie crust. Also, Duck hates pie absolutely. I decided on a recipe for Grape Cake from Supper in Stereo, only of course the recipe was neither vegan nor gluten-free.

If I have a nemesis these days, it would be vegan, gluten-free baking. Last weekend Duck and I tried to make Rebecca Reilly GF mint-chocolate brownies using egg replacer instead of eggs. When the timer went off and I pulled the brownie pan out of the oven, it was full of a bubbling, boiling, oil-slicked mass of goo that hardened as it cooled to something completely inedible. (I was trying to describe the texture to my mom: “They were hard, but not like crisp hard…” “Hard like resin?,” she suggested. “Yes, exactly!”) Now I have all this mint glaze and nothing to glaze with it.
I’ve made four separate batches of not very good biscuits in the last month and a half. The only ones that came out well were the Pamela’s Baking Mix drop biscuits, which were fantastic, but I would love to not have to rely on a store-bought mix. I feel overwhelmed – the things that make vegan baking possible and the things that make gluten-free baking work are each canceled out by the restrictions of the other diet. I miss the days when I baked for sheer pleasure as a quick afternoon activity, or whipped something up a few hours before a potluck and knew it would be the star of the show.
I have used egg replacer successfully in GF muffins, but it doesn’t cut it when it comes to cake. I did some research online to check out the various egg substitution options and saw flax seed, bananas, silken tofu, soy yogurt, and applesauce suggested. The Vegan Baking post at the Post Punk Kitchen was especially detailed. I didn’t have most of the stuff on the list, so I decided to just kind of wing it, using flax to sub for one egg and applesauce for the other. (Although for every five people who claim “I use applesauce all the time instead of eggs, it works great!” there is one intimidating person chiding, “Applesauce subs for oil, not eggs!”)
The reason I chose this recipe is that it already used ground almonds for part of the flour, so I decided to up the proportion of almond meal and use my last bit of Pamela’s baking mix for the rest. I changed a few more things around to adjust for the new ingredients, followed the directions for the original recipe, put it in the oven and prayed.
This cake has a very fun element to it, which is that 15 minutes into the baking time you take it out of the oven and arrange a bunch of grapes on top, then sprinkle the whole thing with coarse sugar. This sets the grapes up into a golden, springy cake top and looks just beautiful. I baked my cake for about as long as directed, then let it cool and sliced it open.

Totally uncooked inside. The nice thing about vegan cooking is that nothing bad will happen to you from eating undercooked cake, but no one wants to eat a “slice” of wet batter. I put it back in the oven. And back, and back, and back. I don’t even know if it works to put something back in the oven after it has cooled – I’ve certainly never tried before this. But I really wanted this cake to work, at least to get to the point of edibility.
After another 20 minutes or so I decreed it done, and we ate it warm with spoons from a bowl. It was heavenly. That sexy, perfumed true grape flavor, in a rich, buttery base of almonds and lemon zest, with a crisp topping from the sugar sprinkling. I don’t know if cooking it longer would have finally resulted in an actual cake, but I suspect not. There was just no rising happening, no place for air pockets to puff the cake up and give it texture and form. This was more like a bread pudding, but with grapes instead of raisins. It was phenomenal. I can’t wait for more grapes to go soft so I can make it again!
Highly Delicious Grape Cake Pudding Thingamajig (vegan & GF-ized from Supper in Stereo)
1 T. ground flax + 3 T. water, whisked well
1/4 C. applesauce
2/3 cups sugar, plus extra for finishing the cake
4 Tbsp melted Earth Balance
3 T. extra-virgin olive oil
1/3 cup hemp milk
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 cup Pamela’s Baking Mix
1 1/2 cup ground almonds
1/2 tsp baking power (because of baking powder already in Pamela’s)
a pinch of salt
zest of one lemon (I keep a supply in my freezer)
2 cups flavourful grapes
Butter and flour a 9″ round cake pan, then set it aside. Preheat your oven to 350 F.
Beat the flax mixture, applesauce, and sugar in a large bowl with an electric mixer until they’re thick. Beat in hemp milk, Earth Balance, oil, and vanilla.
Sift together the baking mix, almonds, baking powder and salt. Add the zest, tossing it to make sure it is well-distributed. Then stir the flour mixture into the wet ingredients, making sure it is well-combined. Allow this mixture to sit for 10 minutes to make sure the flour has absorbed the liquids.
Gently stir in 1 1/2 cups of grapes, then transfer the batter to your cake pan.
Bake on the middle rack for 15 minutes. After 15 minutes, pull out your cake and top it with the reserved grapes. Sprinkle coarse granulated sugar overtop. Bake for about 1 hour, until the top of the cake is golden and springy and the center of the cake is cooked. (I had to actually dig into mine to see if it was cooked – the top was gorgeous but the inside was raw. I would not make this dish for the first time planning to present it to company!) Remove from the oven and eat warm as a pudding or allow to cool in the pan for a slightly firmer treat.
Conquering beanphobia
The spot on your back you can never quite reach to itch. The messy corner of your house you can never quite get organized. That one hole in your culinary knowledge that, while you can effortlessly make a multi-course meal or a bake-sale’s worth of desserts, sends you running back to your recipe books again and again.
For me, it’s beans. Or more specifically, beans, legumes, lentils, pulses – y’know, those things that have to be soaked and cooked for hours and you can’t add salt or acid at the wrong time or look at them funny or they’ll come out hard or mushy or both at once. I not only don’t get them, I’m intimidated by them, and like dogs they can smell my fear and snarl at me whenever I come near, not to mention I get vertigo just looking at bean recipes with all that rinsing/picking over/soaking/simmering.

As a gluten-free vegetarian and somewhat nutritionally obsessed cook, beans/legumes/lentils/pulses should be my best friends. But as the previous sentence shows, we’re not even on a first-name basis. (Technically “pulses” pretty much covers all edible dry beans, chick peas, lentils, black-eyed peas, etc. and even includes random stuff like the Bambara groundnut and the common vetch, but when I use the word “pulses” no one ever knows what I’m talking about, so I have to get all mouth-stumbly and say beans/lentils/legumes instead.)
I want to be eating pulses pretty much every day. They are super high in protein and fiber and many great nutrients like B vitamins and folate, with none of the downsides of soy or dairy which are my other main sources of protein. But my whole cooking life I’ve been scared of them – of the time it takes to cook them, of the lack of spontaneity involved in soaking something overnight, and of ending up with something boring and brown after all that hard work. And then when I blog-surf for yummy-sounding recipes I end up on all the amazing Indian food blogs with their delicious dals using every pulse under the sun, and after bookmarking madly for an hour I realize I don’t have any fenugreek or curry leaves or tamarind and I am back to feeling overwhelmed. So my bean/lentil consumption relies solely on a few favorite recipes and an occasional canned bean supplement to a Mexican meal.
I can already hear those of you who are blessedly free from beanphobia telling me, “It’s really not that much work! I do it all the time!” and I know logically this is true, but I just have a bean blockage. Mentally, that is. Or I did. Until now. Because as of this month I am setting out to conquer my fears.
I’ve seen plenty of other food bloggers write about feeling intimidated or befuddled by beans or lentils (lentils seem to be an especially common mystery-item). So for all of us out there, I’m starting project Steady Pulse. I have a few bean and lentil recipes I know I can rely on. They’re easy to make, can be made with things I commonly have at home or have easy access to, and I’ve successfully made them many times. And that’s the real key for me – I love to read The Well Seasoned Cook’s monthly round-up of legume recipes, My Legume Love Affair, but I never know (unless the blogger tells me specifically) whether the dish in question was made once for the event or is a longtime favorite. (And I know I myself may be guilty of writing “through rose-colored glasses” about one-time dishes that I make for blog events… even if they don’t actually turn out that well.)
So my plan is to try some of the other bean and lentil recipes out there, and if something turns out wonderfully several times in a row and fits the other criteria (easy to make, common ingredients) I’ll write about it or link to it here. And if you have blogged about one of your sure-fire bean or lentil recipes, you can feel free to grab the logo above and add it to your post, or just send me the link and I’ll add it to the list here. And of course everyone’s idea of “easy to make” is almost as varied as their idea of ”common ingredients,” but at least we’ll end up with a collection of yummy recipes that we know someone real out there relies upon. And that will make us a happier, healthier (and um… perhaps slightly gassier) food blogging community!
Beans from scratch

It’s so much easier with a friend to hold your hand down the path, and that’s what Farm Princess did a few weeks ago by making our household’s first batch of beans from scratch. A while back I had filled a jar with beautiful cranberry beans from the bulk section of my food co-op, but they sat in our pantry like a pretty pantry ornament until one morning when FP texted me saying, “Will you soak the beans?” I put them in to soak and five or six hours later she came home and cooked them. Simple as that. (We’d actually planned it a bit in advance so we had celery in the house, which we don’t normally have, but otherwise it was quite stress-free.)
The cranberry beans were heirloom beans from Rancho Gordo, which is a local organization that is impacting heirloom bean awareness and popularity on a national scale. (They were #2 on the Saveur 100 list in 2008.) Farm Princess and I decided that for our first beans from scratch we would follow the Rancho Gordo “Master Recipe” and see how that went for us. It has you soak the beans and then cook them with a simple mirepoix, although ultimately FP added a few flourishes of her own.
What can I say about these beans that will adequately convey how delicious they were? I’ll say this – for the first two days, everyone in our house would only take little tiny bites of the beans. This was because they were so good, so unbelievably delectable, that each of us felt guilty eating them and depriving the others of more bean-delight, each of us was holding back because we knew if given the chance we would eat them all. They were meat-like in the sense of being completely satisfying, almost smoky, with an incredible mouth-filling texture. They didn’t need anything – no sauce, no accompaniment, no place in a larger meal. These beans stood alone. Although they were mighty fine with fried eggs and homefries, too..

Rancho Gordo Master Recipe for Simple Beans (with Farm Princess’ optional additions in italics – feel free to substitute your own flavor elements instead!)
1. The morning of the day you want to make the beans, rinse the beans and check for debris. Put the beans on to soak, covering them in about an inch of water.
2. Make a mirepoix of onion, celery and carrot diced fine and sautéed in some kind of fat, like olive oil. A crushed clove of garlic doesn’t hurt.
3. Add the beans and their soaking water to a large pot. (Steve of Rancho Gordo addresses the gassiness question here.) The beans will have expanded, so make sure they are still covered by at least an inch, maybe a bit more. Add the sautéed vegetables, crushed garlic, a strip of kombu, some whole cumin seeds, a few bay leaves, and a couple of peppercorns, and give a good stir. Raise your heat to medium high and bring to a hard boil.
4. Keep the beans at a boil for about five minutes and then reduce them to a gentle simmer, then cover. I like to see how low I can go and still get the occasional simmering bubble. When the beans are almost ready, the aroma will be heady. They won’t smell so much like the vegetables you’ve cooked but the beans themselves. At this point. I’d go ahead and salt them. Go easy as it takes awhile for the beans to absorb the salt. If you want to add tomatoes or acids like lime or vinegar or red wine, wait until the beans are cooked through.
If the bean water starts to get low, always add hot water from a tea kettle. The tap produces disgusting water for food. Don’t forget to remove the kombu strip before serving.
Galia Melon and Heirloom Tomatoes ~ Week of August 5th
No photo this week, but a tasty box full of treats nonetheless. We are starting to miss what we think of as “real veggies,” though. Tomatoes are terrific, but they don’t satisfy the leafy green urge. At least there was a bit of broccoli this week!
In this week’s box from Farm Fresh to You:
Blueberries (6 oz.)
Flame grapes (1 lb)
Cherries (1 lb)
Galia melon (1 large)
Broccoli (1 crown)
Portobello mushroom (1 large)
Cherry tomatoes (1 pint)
Heirloom tomatoes (2 lbs)
Romaine hearts (3)
Purple basil (1 bunch)
Yellow onions (1 lb)
The quality of the produce is still really good, and stuff doesn’t rot immediately, which is a huge plus for summer CSA fruit and tomatoes. I wish the newsletter recipes were a little more inspired though… This week’s recipe was for grilled cheese sandwiches. They sound like amazing grilled cheese sandwiches, but that’s one I can pretty much figure out on my own!











